When the White Boy Touches the Ball

When the White Boy Touches the Ball


I’ve just realized that we won’t be able to play our favorite St. Patty’s Day drinking game this year: “chug some beer when the white boy touches the ball”. Every year we’ve visited Savannah, we’ve gone during the 1st weekend of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. And every year, whenever any white boy on any team would touch the ball, we would chug some beer. I’m sure you can imagine how incoherently inebriated we became whenever Duke played. At least I won’t have to worry about my tolerance being pushed to its limits by Tyler “Don’t Tase Me” Hansbrough (pictured above).

I was looking forward to upping the ante this year by taking a shot every time a white boy dunks, but I guess that’ll have to wait until next year. Apparently, the geniuses on the NCAA board decided to start March Madness the weekend after St. Patty’s Day this year. Ahh…the things we take for granted…

I haven’t even mentioned the “whiteboy effect” on a team’s chances of reaching the Final Four. I will explain this in greater detail as the Big Dance approaches…

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