SHitman

SHitman


After watching the movie “Hitman” earlier today, I’ve determined that they might as well have titled the movie “SHitman” – because that is exactly what it was – shit….man. Oh yeah, it was that bad…horrible acting, horrendously bland and uncreative dialogue, a crappy plot, crappy bad guys, an uncharismatic good guy, an uninteresting leading lady – the works…

the main issue that I have with this movie is quantifying how disappointingly craptastic this movie was…it has DEFINITELY made my list of the worst movies of the year…the only uncertainty left in my mind is determining whether this movie beats out “Good Luck Chuck” for the worst movie of the year…

30 minutes into the movie, I started attempting to determine to what extent this movie is bad… …people even walked out during the middle of this movie – and we cheered them!!…I’ve never been as happy to see people prematurely exit a movie theater – I strongly contemplated it myself…

How do shitty movies like this get made?? Someone please explain this to me…Do people not know how ubiquitously putrid their films are prior to releasing them?? How do they not know??? Don’t they run screenings to get audience feedback prior to release?? How do big-time studios back these movies with millions and millions of dollars?? Man, believe you me, beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder…anyone and everyone who watches this movie will be able to discern the sheer ineptitude of this horribly disappointing film…you can take that check to the bank and cash that motherlover…

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