Give me Carpet or Give me Death

Give me Carpet or Give me Death

So, here’s a GENIUS idea of mine that I’ve been pushing to the masses for years – but have not received the appropriate recognition or understanding. Picture this: all roads, sidewalks, etc made of carpet. Instead of having to wear shoes, you could just walk barefoot – all the time. Every car could be manufactured like a high-powered, industrial vacuum. While these new-age cars are being driven, they will be cleaning the streets too!!! That alone would keep the streets more clean then they are now…Just imagine, never, ever having to wear shoes again. No more need for Gators and Manolos – you got slip-ons or your bare feet. As with any idea, there are probably thousands of significant holes in my suggestion, but you gotta admit – it’s a decent idea. It’s genius I tell you – genius!!! Give me carpet or give me death I say…

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