A Country of Jackasses?

A Country of Jackasses?


Somebody pinch me, wake me the hell up from this nightmare… I wake up this morning, take my shower, brush my teeth, munch on some honey bunches of oat and then get in my car to go to work. Then I flip on the radio and unexcusably hear that Jackass: Number Two was the #1 movie in the country, it made 28.1 million dollars over the weekend, 28.1 million!! You gotta be kidding me…somebody please tell me when this cruel joke is over. That is some crazy shit. I need some kind of solace, something to justify this travesty. I hope, for everyone’s best interest and sanity, that no one reading this went over the weekend to watch this movie and supported this moronic and mindless piece of crap of a movie. I know it definitely sounds like I’m hating, and maybe I am, but I never understood all this stupid, senseless humor that shows like Jackass and Viva La Bam have made famous. It’s like there were some kids in high school that didn’t give a damn about anything and just decided to do stupid things. They didn’t want to grow up, didn’t want to get real jobs, so they just decided to continue doing these stupid things, but on a grander, more profitable stage. It’s like they stopped growing up, stopped maturing after high school, and they’re making a living off of doing this. I understand this kind of stuff has its own audience, but when you are the #1 movie over the weekend, tha’ts more than an audience, that’s a commercial following by the masses. Now you know damn well this movie would have beat a number of Oscar Best Picture Winners from previous years like Crash and Million Dollar Baby. If Jackass can be the #1 movie in the country, what else could happen?? I just don’t know any more…

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