Falafels are off the flippin’ chain

Falafels are off the flippin’ chain

How in the hell haven’t Falafels caught on in the south? They’re healthy, they’re filling, and they’re delicious….they’re very refreshing. And, by the way, you can get yourself a filling, hunger-satisfying falafel for under 5 bucks. I mean, they are literally everywhere in Europe, from Prague to Paris. They’re hugely popular in New York, where you can get a mean falafel from the most popular place in Manhattan for 2 bucks, “2 freakin’ bucks son”!! Now, that’s crazy. Why hasn’t the falafel craze caught on in the A? Lord knows we got enough brown folks to at least make it partially successful. I mean, if tofu and soy can make it, why can’t falafels? I mean, you can get a falafel (vegetarian) or a kebab (meat), and you can get either of those with hummus. Nothing, and I mean nothing, hits home like a warm falafel at 4am after a long night out on the town. Who needs chaser pills when you can combat inebriation with a falafel? This has got to be an idea that somebody will capitalize on sooner rather than later and become filthy rich. It just has to be. And do not, I repeat, do not, even get me started on crepes and how they should catch on too….

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